My neighbour came banging on my door earlier.
“Ere!” he said. “Your cat has been peeing in my rhubarb.”
“Not to worry mate, it’s only a bit of water.”
“That’s not the point. I was having it with custard at the time.”
My neighbour came banging on my door earlier.
“Ere!” he said. “Your cat has been peeing in my rhubarb.”
“Not to worry mate, it’s only a bit of water.”
“That’s not the point. I was having it with custard at the time.”