My mate asked me what I got for Father’s Day.
“I got a golf ball,” I replied.
“A golf ball. That doesn’t sound much of a present!”
“Well that’s where you’re wrong,” I said, “This golf ball is impossible to lose and even floats if you hit into water.”
“OK, I take it back. It sounds like a great present.”
“Not really,” I replied, “I don’t even play golf.”