Last night I was chatting up a woman in a club.
I said to her, “I’m about 9 inches when I’m hard.”
“Yeah right” she laughed, “Prove it.”
So I punched some random bloke in the face and then quickly hid in her handbag.
Last night I was chatting up a woman in a club.
I said to her, “I’m about 9 inches when I’m hard.”
“Yeah right” she laughed, “Prove it.”
So I punched some random bloke in the face and then quickly hid in her handbag.