I’ve just been admitted into a mental hospital, apparently I suffer from autism.
Yesterday, one of the nurses walked by my bed:
“Excuse me love, do you know when I’m getting out of here, there’s nothing wrong with me!”
“Oh, not for some time I’m afraid. You have a severe case of autism where you randomly say palindromes without even knowing.”
“That’s ridiculous…” I moaned.
The nurse left my bed side and walked away, it was at this point I looked out my bedside window and noticed a load of caravans and 4×4’s pulling into the hospital car park. In a panic, I screamed:
“Nurse, I spy gypsies, run!”