I went to the local pub for a drink the other night, but couldn’t help being distracted by a well dressed man moping in the corner.
After a while I went over and asked him his story.
He told me he was a Lord of a nearby county, but the credit crunch had hit too hard and he was having to sell off parts of his magnificent castles for next to nothing just to raise cash.
I gave him a penny for his forts, least I could do…