I went out last night and when I entered the first establishment of the night I noticed right away a beautiful girl across the floor. And she was dressed up in a uniform, saucy. After waiting for a few minutes nervously I realised it was about time I approached her. So I walked across, smiled and said, “Hey.”
She just blew her lid and screamed at me, “What is it with you guys?! Every night I get slimy little men like you walking up to me, asking me for this or that. I’ve had it up to here with it. Just leave me alone!”
“Blimey,” I said. “I only came in for a Big Mac and Fries.”