I went for a job interview for MI5,
“So what experience have you got sir?” The agent asked me,
“Well, erm, I completed Call of Duty in six hours…” I replied,
“Right ok sir, let me put you in a scenario, you’re a double agent about to be shot by a terrorist. What would you do?” He said,
“I’d press L2 to aim and R2 to fire…”