I was walking up to the checkin desk at the airport when I noticed there was a bit of mistletoe hanging above the desk. I looked at the checkout girl and thought that’s a bit of ok.
As I approached the desk I said “I see you’ve got a bit of mistletoe hanging there”
she just rolled her eyes and said ” Sir, clearly you’ve never flown with Ryanair before or you would know it’s there so you can kiss your luggage goodbye”