I was testing my computer’s new webcam when two thugs broke into my home. They beat me up and made off with loads of my valuables. Fortunately, my webcam was running the whole time and recorded it all. So I phoned the police and told them what had happened, and said “I’ve got the whole thing recorded.” The police replied “In that case, we’ll be right round – and I hope you’ve got a good lawyer. Filming someone without their permission is a very serious offence.”