I was standing in the pub last night when the barman said,
“Johnny, that’s your wife on the phone. She said if you aren’t home in ten minutes, your dinner’s going in the bin.”
I replied, “Thank her for cutting out the middle man.”
I was standing in the pub last night when the barman said,
“Johnny, that’s your wife on the phone. She said if you aren’t home in ten minutes, your dinner’s going in the bin.”
I replied, “Thank her for cutting out the middle man.”