I was sitting in a pub up in Scotland and a man bursts through the door and exclaims
“A just had me first bairn! and its a wee lad!”
and people well congratulating him and buying him drinks and one man in the corner shouts out
“so whit ye gunna call yer son?”
to which the man replies
“Nathan”
the man in the corner is shocked by this and says
“ye canny call a child nathan! ye gotta give him a name!”