I was interviewed by the police this afternoon. During the interview, they asked me if I knew anything about the recent spate of racist attacks on a black family living locally. They alleged someone had graffitied their house with racist slogans and carried out a string of physical attacks on the family.
I said, “Yes officer, that was me.”
To which the interviewing officer replied, “Congratulations, sir, you’ve got the job. If you head down to stores, they’ll sort you out with your new uniform. You start on Monday.”