I was in a pub earlier and there was a topless woman behind the bar.
“I’m the new spirits dispenser,” she said, “If I squeeze my left breast you get a shot of vodka.”
I said, “Pull the other one, it’s got Bells on it.”
I was in a pub earlier and there was a topless woman behind the bar.
“I’m the new spirits dispenser,” she said, “If I squeeze my left breast you get a shot of vodka.”
I said, “Pull the other one, it’s got Bells on it.”