I was chatting to a girl in the pub last night. Chancing my arm, I said, “I’ve got millions in the bank, sleep with me and I’ll share some of it with you.” Amazingly she agreed.
After making love to her back at my place, she was stood at the side of the bed looking at me. I said, “Do you want something?”
She said, “The money you promised me.”
I said, “Sorry love, I ment the sperm bank, and I’ve just given you a large deposit.”