I was called into my son’s school by his headmaster.
He said, “I’m afraid to say, Mr Jones, it’s clear to see that you completed Oscar’s Geography coursework for him.”
“Oh dear,” I replied. “What gave it away? Is it because it’s of a higher standardthan his usual work?”
“Not really,” said the headmaster. “It’s the fact that he was killed in a road accident the day we handed it out.”