I walked into Waterstones and said, “I bought this book on Speed Reading but I want my money back.”
“Do you have a receipt?” she asked
“Of course,” I said, handing it to her
“But this receipt is 3 years old.”
“Exactly.”
I walked into Waterstones and said, “I bought this book on Speed Reading but I want my money back.”
“Do you have a receipt?” she asked
“Of course,” I said, handing it to her
“But this receipt is 3 years old.”
“Exactly.”