I thought my interview for the local lifeguard job went well,so imagine my shock when I received the phone call to say I had not been successful.
“Can I just ask why I didnt get it?” I asked in an annoyed voice.
“Well,you came across really well,but your attire left a lot to be desired” the snooty bloke replied.
“Oh,so its the way I look,thats a form of racsim” I started, “Its not easy being unemployed,we cant all dress at M and S,so what exactly was the problem Mr big shot” I demanded.
“It was the rubber ring and armbands to be honest” he replied.