I think my Son might be dyslexic.
He came running up to me earlier ‘Dad look! I got nine out of ten in my spelling test today!’
‘That’s great’, I said and had a look. ‘However… This is a maths test, see there, where it says maths test? Also, you didn’t get nine out of ten that’s part of the first question, ‘Write the fraction nine over ten as a percentage’, and for the answer you wrote England. By the way England begins with an ‘E’ not an ‘I’.
Second thoughts, he might just be a moron.