I still remember the day me and my other half were viciously attacked by a group of good-for-nothing Saudi’s. There we were standing together on a beautiful morning, right in the middle of a crowded city at rush hour, minding our own business, when out of no where these crazy, religion-fuelled Arabs came flying at us…
…They hit our bodies so hard we collapsed to the ground. Right infront of everybody. Although we’ve rebuilt ourselves now, we were a complete wreck for weeks upon months after the attack…
But I think that’s enough about mine and my wife’s court case, isn’t today supposed to be an important anniversary for Yanks or something?