“I know what you’re thinking: did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself but, being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky? Well, do you punk?”
“Look officer, I’m not even a protester, I’m just trying to get to Tesco for a sandwich.”