I knocked on a guys house …

I knocked on a guys house the other day
“I’m really sorry mate but my Cat’s just killed your dog”
“Impossible!” He exclaimed, “My dog is a 90lb Pit bull terrier, It would tear a cat to shreads, what happened?!”
“Well I was digging up the road with it and I backed up over him”

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