“I had a mate whose nickname was Dekker” I said to my wife
“Was his real name Derek then?” She asked
“No, his name was Mick” I replied, “We called him Dekker because he used to hit women”
“I had a mate whose nickname was Dekker” I said to my wife
“Was his real name Derek then?” She asked
“No, his name was Mick” I replied, “We called him Dekker because he used to hit women”