I caught my 14 year old son in bed with a girl the other night.
I sat him down and asked him why he did it, he said, “I heard you lost it when you were 14 so i thought I’d give it a go.”
I replied, “You should learn from my mistakes and not repeat them.”
He said, “Ok dad, i won’t do it again.”
I replies, “I didn’t mean that, i meant wear a condom, wouldn’t want to make the same mistake i did.”