I called Domino’s to complain about my pizza and said “Mate, there’s no toppings, no sauce, and no cheese”
“What was supposed to be on it?” He asked
“Pepperoni and onion”
“Ok, I’ll need to find out who took the order, stay on the phone for a few minutes” He said
“Sorry about that, you’ll need to bring it in so we can see it” He told me
“It’s ok mate, my stupid wife opened the box the wrong way up”