Dear Sickipedia,
I have just finished reading the most amazing book, and wanted to recommend it to you all. It’s a book about a girl’s fight to keep her friend, her parents’ struggle to rid her of this friend, and ultimately the friend proving his worth to her parents. I couldn’t stop reading the book, despite all the distractions I had. But beware, it is a tricky read.
Yours Sincerely,
George W. Bush
P.S. I think the book was called “My Pet Goat”