Child: ‘Mummy! Mummy! Are little birds made of metal?’
Mum: ‘Of course not, dear. Why do you think that?’
Child: ‘Daddy just said he’d like to screw the bird next door!’
Child: ‘Mummy! Mummy! Are little birds made of metal?’
Mum: ‘Of course not, dear. Why do you think that?’
Child: ‘Daddy just said he’d like to screw the bird next door!’