When asked about my ultim …
When asked about my ultimate goal at a job interview – I was told Tony Yeboah ’95 wasn’t a suitable answer
Continue ReadingWhen asked about my ultimate goal at a job interview – I was told Tony Yeboah ’95 wasn’t a suitable answer
Continue ReadingMy father was a traffic cop and always lived life to the limit… Never over the limit, always to the limit.
Continue ReadingYesterday i told my mate i work in the secret service. Today i got fired.
Continue ReadingMy job really sucks. I work in a hoover development factory.
Continue ReadingThey say that to enjoy your work you should make your hobby your job. I don’t agree, my hobby is pot holing, but I hate being Jordan’s gynecologist.
Continue ReadingJust lost my job as a maintenance engineer for JCB. My manager said I was completely incompetent and struggled to maintain anything since the day I started. Apparently maintaining an erection for eight hours on ‘bring your kids to work’ day doesn’t count.
Continue ReadingI cancelled my job interview with first great western without telling them… They were so impressed they hired me straight away!
Continue ReadingDo you hate your job? Well, theres a support group for that. Its called everybody, and they meet every evening in a pub.
Continue ReadingI threw in the towel at my last job. Which is why I’m no longer a lifeguard.
Continue ReadingI’ve found a way to make the day go a little faster in my job as a telephone operative. When I answer the phone I say “Did you do it? Is she dead?!”
Continue ReadingI was watching that programme last night ‘Confessions of a Traffic Warden’ When the potential dangers a job include; ‘Adverse Weather’ and ‘Drive-By Shootings’ in the same list, at what point do you think, maybe this job isn’t for me?
Continue ReadingI keep seeing these signs reading, “Make money at home in your spare time.” I thought, “What a great idea!” It turns out that’s illegal, and it’s called counterfeiting.
Continue ReadingAs I got in from work last night, the wife said: “Everything alright love, did you have a good day?” “I think I’ve made a mistake” I replied, “I was really rude with my boss earlier.” “Oh no, what did you call him?” she asked. “Nothing” I said, “I rimmed him in the stationary cupboard.”
Continue ReadingI got fired from my gardening job today for killing unwanted vegetation didn’t help that I was inside a nursing home at the time.
Continue ReadingI’m out driving my Limousine tonight, and I have no idea what time I’ll be finished. My clients tonight are a rowdy, drunken hen party. Looks like I’m out until the cows come home.
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