Category: work

My job really puts food on the table I’m a waiter.

I wonder what the Northern Irish will be talking about around the water cooler tomorow morning.

How gutted are them Chillian miners going to feel when they realise they have to go back to work next week

Everyday working in the chainsaw factory i seemed to accidentally cut off my own body parts. First my arms, then my legs and then even my torso!? Enough was enough and i decided to quit while i was ahead.

Commuters, give away the sad fact that your life consists of nothing but repetetive routine by standing at the exact point on the platform where the subway train doors will open

Up to 1,500 people are going to be made redundant by train builder Bombardier after a key contract was awarded to a German firm. The firm’s employees are not chuffed.

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

I got caught sunbathing in work today. Boy is my face red.

You know it’s been a good office party when your P45 arrives at your house before you do.

WANTED: Suicide Bomber! Salary: $100,000 for just one hour of work! Opportunities like this only come once in a lifetime!

Finally quit my job as a fortune teller. I see no future in it.

I don’t take my wallet to work. Just in case someone steals it while I’m sleeping.

Something’s telling me I shouldn’t have wore this diving gear to work today. I think it’s my boss, but I really can’t tell through the mask.

When I’m at work, I do the work of two men… …It’s just a shame those two men are Laurel & Hardy.

I love those phones where you have the option for the alarm not to ring when the phone’s on silent. Like for when you’re in a meeting, but asleep.