My boss said “You’ve mess …
My boss said “You’ve messed up for the last time. I’ll have your job for this.”. I said “Cool, can I have yours?”
Continue ReadingMy boss said “You’ve messed up for the last time. I’ll have your job for this.”. I said “Cool, can I have yours?”
Continue ReadingI walked out on my job at the council this morning. I don’t mind a bit of gardening, I can even manage some litter picking, but road marking… That’s where I draw the line.
Continue ReadingIt’s always good to find out you’re going to be working from home, unless you’re a fireman.
Continue ReadingDoing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you are finished.
Continue ReadingThe plumber called me this morning and said he couldn’t finish fitting my boiler as he had the flu. I asked, “but isn’t that the only bit you need?”
Continue ReadingI recently got sacked from my job making doors. I just couldn’t handle it.
Continue ReadingAs a manager, I tell all my employees to go the extra mile when they are working. They aren’t doing a good job though, already my taxi company has had over 300 complaints.
Continue ReadingI love work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours…
Continue ReadingOne of my previous Bosses used to look at a pile of CVs , pick half of it up at random and throw it straight in the bin, saying “I don’t want to work with unlucky people.”
Continue ReadingMy mate said he had a new job at a Bowling Alley. I said, “Ten Pin?” He replied, “No – it’s permanent.”
Continue ReadingI’ve just walked past Macdonalds and there’s a queue from the managers office, all the way up the high street. ! Then i realised… Its A Level results day.
Continue ReadingI work for a company that makes “Back in 10 minutes” signs. We don’t get many visitors.
Continue ReadingEver been so tired at work that people thought you were drunk? I hope so because thats the only excuse I have for being drunk at work.
Continue ReadingI got sick of my boss’s always saying, “Hey, we don’t pay you to sit there all day chatting.” So now I work in a call centre.
Continue ReadingIs there a lack of jobs in britain? Lets see what the poles have to say…
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