I’ve spent the last 2 hou …
I’ve spent the last 2 hours confronted by armed police officers and with dozens of response vehicles parked outside. I’m glad that I only work part-time in the police canteen.
Continue ReadingI’ve spent the last 2 hours confronted by armed police officers and with dozens of response vehicles parked outside. I’m glad that I only work part-time in the police canteen.
Continue ReadingI earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there’s a decimal point involved.
Continue ReadingI got fired at work today. My boss said my communication skills were awful. I didn’t know what to say to that.
Continue ReadingThe boss came early in the morning one day and found one of his workers kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, “Is this what I pay you for?” The worker replied: “No, sir, this I do free of charge.”
Continue ReadingWork is the result of failing to procrastinate effectively.
Continue ReadingI may have annoyed my boss today. We were all in late anyway and looking to leave early and he told everybody to prepare not to come in tomorrow. Somebody asked how you prepare for not coming in. I suggested staying up late and drinking.
Continue ReadingI slept in for work again today. When I got in, my boss called me into his office, shut the door and said, “If you’re this keen on having lie-ins, you’ll have plenty of them to look forward to in the near future!” What a sound guy. I’m not even going to bother setting my […]
Continue ReadingTurned up with greasy hair smelling of BO to my job interview . Macdonalds hired me straight away
Continue ReadingI just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters. It’s shift work.
Continue ReadingMy boss tries to motivate me by saying I should treat every day like it’s my first. So I keep making mistakes.
Continue ReadingBit of hardwork never killed anyone. …Except my nan when i forced her to paint my house.
Continue ReadingI wanted to be a politician and give power to the people. But the nearest I could get was to be an electrician.
Continue ReadingWhats the difference between working at Aldi and working at McDonald’s? A degree.
Continue ReadingMy job is to sort out prisoner’s letters and packages, or blackmail as I like to call it.
Continue ReadingRacial discrimination, it’s the only reason I work in Bradford. God I love my job in the housing department.
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