Category: work

I’ve just seen a bunch of people raiding amusic shop stealing violins and trumpets, so I’ve decided to step in. I’m taking a stand.

I’m one of those people that loves to have a good laugh at work. Which is why I work at ChildLine.

I drove my wife to work this morning. I don’t know why, I usually take the car.

I’ve just had dealings with the Monopolies Commission. Came away with an iron, a top hat and a racing car.

I went to a job interview Friday and I demonstrated my amazing ability to fart the national anthem. The bloke laughed so much I offered him the job.

To relieve stress at work, we have one day a week where we don’t answer any phone calls. After all, being a Samaritan can be very stressful.

In a disciplinary hearing my boss said he was ‘lost for words’ at my recent conduct. I couldn’t resist pointing out that he obviously wasn’t…

I let nerves get the better of me before a big job interview yesterday. At least I think it was nerves. It was either that or my M.S.

I left work an hour early today. “Where you going with that parachute?” Asked my co-pilot.

I’ve left school now so I had a discussion with my careers adviser. But I couldn’t help but think, “If you’re a careers adviser, where did you go wrong?”

My boss stormed up to me in the office today and said, “You missed work yesterday, didn’t you?” “Not particularly,” I replied.

How many times did the dyslexic guy apply for a job at an electricity provider? Eon.

Wacky Tie Tuesdays, Hawaiian Shirt Wednesdays, Silly Hat Thursday… And I get the sack for Nude Fridays.

I was sacked earlier for messing up the concreting in work. I didnt think anything was wrong but apparently is wasnt the way it cement to be

The minute I caught my wife in bed with my boss I thought straight away pay rise for me