My work colleagues organi …
My work colleagues organised a big farewell party for me today. I was shocked. I didn’t even know I’d been fired.
Continue ReadingMy work colleagues organised a big farewell party for me today. I was shocked. I didn’t even know I’d been fired.
Continue ReadingWhat a terrible morning at work. I had to do some.
Continue ReadingI’m going out on the pull tonight. Just started my own rickshaw business.
Continue ReadingBoasting about having 5 stars on your employee badge at McDonald’s, is like boasting about having trainers with laces instead of Velcro.
Continue ReadingTalking to the manager yesterday, I said, “Boss, I’d like a day off for my mother-in-law’s funeral.” “So would I,” he said, “but the old cow isn’t even ill.”
Continue ReadingWhat is the easiest job in the world? A midget career advisor.
Continue ReadingI got my paedophile licence yesterday. Or ‘Qualified to Teach Status’ as the university called it.
Continue ReadingI hate having to fill in the ‘Hobbies’ section on my CV. It makes me sound like a 12 year old boy. I think it’s stopping me getting a job. “What would you describe as your hobbies and interests?” Football Movies 12 year old girls
Continue Reading“I sometimes hold back a fart incase it’s actually a poo.” I said to the man talking to me. “Sorry, Jon” said the interviewer, “I’m afraid you don’t qualify for danger pay.”
Continue ReadingI have a sign in the window at work that says, “No more than two school kids at a time” Which was why I lost my job as a teacher.
Continue ReadingAfter 8 years of working hard for the same company, I’m now on more money and I work less hours! Or, “claiming benefits” as some people call it.
Continue ReadingAnyone else asked the boss to come in to work early so in return you can leave early to watch the England match? Me too…. its just a coincidence that its the perfect time to get home to watch all the kids leaving school.
Continue ReadingI’ve just got a new job collecting rubbish from the local area. I burgle charity shops.
Continue ReadingI see Warrington are kicking off “Jobs For Whites”. I don’t really see it catching on in Bradford somehow.
Continue ReadingFunny how you never hear these women who want equal pay and equality talking about retirement age isn’t it?
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