Category: wordplay

Easyjet. Because the air hostesses like to be boarded from the rear.

He grabbed me around my slender neck I could not call or scream. He dragged me to my dingy room where we could not be seen. He tore away my flimsy wrap and gazed upon my form. I was so cold and damp and scared while he was dry and warm. He pressed his feverish […]

I’m going to invent a saying about yoghurts. Well, more of a fromage phrase.

I once fingered my daughter to the police. I think it was every breath you take.

After feeling a little depressed lately, I decided to treat myself to the new Jay-Z endorsed back-scratcher. I’ve got 99 problems but an itch ain’t one.

I just bought a waffle iron. I hate creased waffles.

Numerous reports of an organic yoghurt being thrown in Richmond.

I’ve just started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven’t done a gig yet.

I have an excellent sleeping pattern. But then again, I do knit my own pyjamas.

I have been cheating on my wife for years and last night my girlfriend spilt the beans. It wasn’t a problem, they are only 40p a tin.

Me and my wife were arguing over who got to eat the last gherkin…. What a pickle….

I was on the net earlier. I now have a life ban from my local Tennis Club.

BBC News:Marvel Comics introduces mixed-race Spider-Man. I wonder if his mother was a black widow?

When I came back from Colombia I got stopped by customs officials acting on a tip off that I was carrying cocaine. It was okay though, my girlfriend took the wrap.

I went to the opticians today. It was a real eye opening experience.