Category: wordplay

The USA has always lagged behind Great Britain. Well I suppose that’s time zones for you.

Street smarts is just a word dumb people use when they wanna use the word smart to describe themselves

I used to have a horse called Treacle, he had golden stirrups.

Once upon a time, I sat on a clock.

I’m pretty knowledgeable in most areas, but I think that Greek mythology is my Achilles tendon.

I find it difficult to count in Roman numerals until the number 159. Then it just CLIX.

All that glitters – has a high refractive index.

Have a break. Have a Kwik-Krap

I joined The Body Parts Dating Agency last week, but it’s been closed down due to safety concerns. You could take someone’s eye out.

Ho Ho Ho! But enough about the Kardashians, Merry Christmas!

My wife made a special baked custard dish that made us all dribble. Apparently it’s called a retart.

10 hikers killed in a landslide in the Himalayas. Now be honest, you didn’t expect Everest to be doing THAT today, did you?

If you get caught stealing a clean slate, does it go on your record?

I’ve decided to give up Tea for Len.

I lost my wife and child in a hit and run disaster four years ago. So imagine how eerie it was the other day, while doing some gardening, I unearthed an old steel triangular plaque. As I began to scour the surface I could just detect the faint outline of a figure holding a small […]