Category: wordplay

I’m not a fan of Computer-related jokes. Not one bit

I’ve just seen a flock of pigeons in army unifoms. I fear a military coo.

In my new stand up show I have learnt to take my time between Jokes 60 seconds works fine. It’s a laugh a minute.

I used to love outrageous Scottish comedians but lately I confess to have gone off the Boyle.

I was thrown off a Ryanair flight today. I think they’ve taken these cut-backs a bit too far.

I was taking a shower this morning, when I thought to myself… Shoplifting is not a talent of mine.

My son asked for a jungle gym for his birthday. He wasn’t impressed when I turned up with a black bloke called James.

I had an early morning calculus exam after a heavy night out, just left and i know i’ve failed. Knew i shouldn’t drink and derive.

Some men from Iran told me Ankara is the biggest city in Turkey. I reckon that’s eastern bull.

I got myself one of those Hummers today. Or big stinking American bird as I call her.

“Do you like my new kilobyte?” “Not the slightest bit.”

I went to to see a medium, but I was too early…. Apparently that’s quite rare.

Can’t believe the injury to my finger made me lose my Toe-Wrestling crown…

Everyone at work has promised to eat their sandwiches at 1pm on Monday. It’s a pact lunch.

I wanted to write a book about morse code but I was afraid I would send the wrong message