My dad’s just been tellin …
My dad’s just been telling us why he should be employee of the month at Samsonite this month. To be fair he does make a good case.
Continue ReadingMy dad’s just been telling us why he should be employee of the month at Samsonite this month. To be fair he does make a good case.
Continue ReadingI took a degree in ballet. I got a 2:2
Continue Readingthere’s a group of judges marking the scores of a talent show, during a break they are discussing the scores, one of them says ‘this is going to be a tough one, i’ve had a tie two ways’ another replies with ‘i had a thai three way, that’s one night i’ll never forget’
Continue ReadingI saw this bloke, coughing and wheezing. Turns out he was a member of Team Rocket.
Continue ReadingI saw the world’s biggest, tallest library today and all I could ask myself was: How many stories do you think that is?
Continue ReadingJust found out my dad’s mother and father are Muslim. They’re my Qur’anparents.
Continue ReadingI hate, misplaced commas.
Continue ReadingI lost face at work today. It wouldn’t be so bad, but I’m a plastic surgeon, and it wasn’t my face.
Continue ReadingThe Labour party must have sold a lot of houses recently, Last week they had loads for sale, but this week, all the signs have disappeared…
Continue ReadingI came downstairs this morning to see that my curtains were drawn. All the furniture was real though.
Continue ReadingI was driving down the motorway, then I saw a sign saying, ‘Slow, Skid Risk Ahead.” I thought, “That person must have had seriously bad diarrhea.
Continue ReadingCleaners: Even through a recession their business is still picking up.
Continue ReadingI told my wife due to the recession we had to dine on a small budget, I wasn’t expecting a baby bird on my plate the next day.
Continue ReadingI read an excellent mystery novel last night. The last few pages were missing.
Continue ReadingEvery time my wife mensturates, she insists on wearing different coloured clothes. She’s currently going through a red period.
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