So there I was, watching …
So there I was, watching my wife stripping as quickly as she could, when I couldn’t help but wonder… If she isn’t careful she’s going to damage to plasterboard underneath the wallpaper.
Continue ReadingSo there I was, watching my wife stripping as quickly as she could, when I couldn’t help but wonder… If she isn’t careful she’s going to damage to plasterboard underneath the wallpaper.
Continue ReadingJust finished reading a book on the best way to fix down a carpet. It was gripping.
Continue ReadingWhat do you call a crocodile that cuts up cheese? An alligrater.
Continue ReadingTwo pirates were chatting to each other. The first pirate says, “I like your earrings – how much were they?” The second pirate says, “A couple of bucks.” The first pirate says, “Oh, they’re not bad for a buccaneer.”
Continue ReadingPoor little Natsuki has to walk five miles a day with a bucket of water on her head. Just five pounds a month would help pay for a bigger bucket to help bail her out.
Continue ReadingAren’t all cameras disposable?
Continue ReadingApprehended : The new App that reminds you your hen is dead.
Continue ReadingAlthough Oxford professors can be distinguished, I find it hard to tell them apart.
Continue ReadingBBC news tells me: “Police appeal to murder suspect”. If he’s killed someone, the last thing I want to know is what bands he likes.
Continue ReadingI’ve managed to run over 8 muslim women in the last 6 days…. That makes me officially, Leicester’s new drive through Burka King.
Continue ReadingI support Columbia, not England. I prefer 3 lines up my nose.
Continue ReadingKnow who I blame for the rise of drugs in schools? The supply teachers.
Continue ReadingI would never eat from a fancy restaurant that had snails on the menu. If they can’t be bothered to wipe the menu’s, what’s the kitchen going to be like?
Continue ReadingI discovered an oddly shaped balloon today , inflated and on a string, but it was the most odd shaped balloon i’ve ever seen, so i rang the local newspaper, twenty minutes later all the media turned up , sky news , BBC news , to be honest it was just blown out of proportion
Continue ReadingMy wife burnt the steak last night… Well done.
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