Category: wordplay

I’ve just seen Super Chicken. I knew he was Super Chicken because he had a Capon

Breaking News: Ne ws

If I had a Billion pounds for every time I confused people people…… I’d be a Millionaire

A bloke with no hands goes to the doctors and says, “I dont feel very well.”

I ate a pixelated brownie yesterday. Only took me one byte.

My little sister is going to be on big brother this Summer. She doesn’t yet know about it, but I’m not going to give her a choice.

Hu is the president of China?

Obese birds who like both men and women are very insecure,by and large.

I think I’m going to have to rename the hill walk I’ve organised on some land that I own, ‘Slipton Fell’ seems to be putting people off..

Getting the milk out of the carton with a spoon is extremely difficult… But I refuse to cut corners.

I pledged a pound for charity earlier. They said it was the shiniest quid they’d ever seen.

I was arrested for running an illegal alcohol shop the other day, but they had to let me go due to lack of proof.

Immigration is a very contentious issue, and opinions vary on its benefits. According to one poll recently, “Eez great, I ‘ave a job az a plumber.”

I went to a night club last night and I managed to take 3 girls home. Easiest 22.70 I made as a taxi driver so far.

Kids today don’t know how easy they’ve got it with all this running hot and cold water, I can still remember my childhood well.