Category: transport

I booked a hotel on the internet. It was advertised as being only a stone throw from the beach. I got there and all the windows were smashed.

Some kid slashed the brake line in my car, it didn’t stop me!

Where can you find a female undertaker. Look in a ditch to the left of a roundabout.

I woke up in my car this morning. Good old motorway rumble strips!

I was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got run over.

I think deploying the army to help Olympic security may be a ploy to help us win more medals. Our record with foreigners, armed security and the London underground, isn’t the best around.

What do you call a man with a number plate on his head? Reg.

I just bought my wife a new BMW Z4 but took it back to get something she could do less damage with. So I got her a Beatle. She liked her picture of John Lennon.

A woman bought an old VW Beetle, she was driving along the road when it suddenly died. She opened up the bonnet and noticed there was no engine. Another VW beetle parked up and a women got out. What’s wrong?” the second lady asked the first. “I seem to have lost my engine!” replied the […]

If you were traveling 5km slower, she’d only have a bruised leg. If you were traveling 5km faster, she’d still be on the side of the road.

Saw a white painted jet today. Was kinda plane…

Harley Davidsons don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.

Every day, one teenager is killed or seriously injured on London’s roads. If only drivers were that reckless in Bradford.

My girlfriend ditched me earlier… that’s the last time I let her drive.

My new dual control car has been delivered. I’m not a driving instructor. I’m married.