A dirty old man in a grey …
A dirty old man in a grey trenchcoat flashed at me earlier. So i raised my hand to thank him and proceeded to turn out of the junction and safely join the carriageway.
Continue ReadingA dirty old man in a grey trenchcoat flashed at me earlier. So i raised my hand to thank him and proceeded to turn out of the junction and safely join the carriageway.
Continue ReadingMy uncle was always safety conscious. At the end of every day, he would take out all the plugs and switch off all the lights. Perhaps that’s why he got sacked from being an air traffic controller.
Continue ReadingFOR SALE: Golf Buggy, complete with nearly a whole set of clubs. All it needs is a driver.
Continue ReadingI had a nightmare driving to work today. Luckily the sound of horns managed to wake me up.
Continue ReadingI lost 6 pints of blood today in a terrible road accident. I’m sure that’s the last time the transfusion service will use me as a driver.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend went for her driving test today. Her mates told her to wear something revealing, to sway the examiners decision. It didnt work – I was the examiner.
Continue ReadingRemember: if you’re going on a long journey, CHECK YOUR TYRES. There should be four of them, apparently.
Continue ReadingMy driving instructor’s got an electric car. It’s got joule controls.
Continue ReadingSome people say my Altima looks like me. A G that got beat with the ugly stick.
Continue ReadingTwo years ago, I could’ve bought a tyre for 6, this year it cost me 20. That’s inflation for you!
Continue ReadingI’ve just failed my driving test! Apparently, cheap eggs and veg are not what you should look out for up a country lane.
Continue ReadingI was driving home the other day when I hit and killed my own wife. It was incredibly tragic but I really can’t stand back-seat drivers.
Continue ReadingNo Sat Nav! Im on a bridge I cant turn left, I need to change this to a mans voice.
Continue ReadingWhat do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
Continue ReadingJust had my provisional license confiscated for speeding. I’m a fast learner.
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