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Msn news: “Toyota recalls 412,000 cars for steering issues” When they said “Your Toyota is My Toyota” they really weren’t kidding
Continue ReadingMsn news: “Toyota recalls 412,000 cars for steering issues” When they said “Your Toyota is My Toyota” they really weren’t kidding
Continue ReadingI like to pull over in my car, wind down the window and ask total strangers for directions to the Tomtom Head Office.
Continue ReadingLittle Chef: Because long journeys just aren’t exciting enough without diarrhoea
Continue ReadingI told my son if he got into university I would get him some fitting transport, and I did… I got him a unicycle.
Continue ReadingIt’s strange that 75% of all car accidents are caused by women, when the wheel isn’t on their side of the car.
Continue ReadingI feel terrible an old woman just stepped out in front of my car and I hit her, its probably going to cost over hundred pounds to get a new headlamp.
Continue ReadingA lorry driver is in a cafe having a fry-up when four mean motorcycle gang members walk in. They walk over to the man and begin slappin him round then the rub the fried egg in his face and pour the beans on his head. The guy gets up pays for his breakfast and leaves. […]
Continue ReadingI see you can now get a 100 on-the-spot fine if you’re caught undertaking. That’s the end of my funeral business.
Continue ReadingIn the 18 years that I’ve been driving, I have never been in a car crash. I’ve seen a few in the rear view mirror though.
Continue ReadingI was driving through Wales yesterday, when I realised that I was probably lost. The signs were not looking good.
Continue ReadingI drive a steam roller. Most people prefer a petrol or diesel engine, but I wanted my Rolls Royce to be unique.
Continue ReadingMy wife’s choice of family holidays had always caused problems. This year, she has booked us on a railway tour of Germany. It’s going from Bad to Wurz.
Continue ReadingI was sitting on the bus when a guy sat in front of me. I felt rather uncomfortable as he started staring at me. So I said to him, “Excuse me mate, do you mind not sitting on my lap?”
Continue ReadingThe difference between lightning and London Underground workers? As far as I know, lightning never strikes twice in the same place
Continue ReadingThe wife was hinting that she’d like something that rumbles between her legs. Can’t wait to surprise her with the new motorcycle I bought her!
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