Category: time

My alarm clock and I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I’m awake and my alarm clock is broken. Not sure who won the fight.

Isnt It Ironic How Trojan Condoms are the Best Brand of condoms…. Yet in reality The Trojans walls were breached by Able Seamen

Proof that time travel is possible ! I’ve just received a joke by txt before I’ve even posted it on here.

I’ve just crashed at eighty miles an hour into the office of a large financial advisors’ company. The car went straight through the window at the front, halfway through the building and came to rest at the Capital Investment desk. If I was travelling eight miles an hour faster, I’d have gone all the way […]

A bloke stopped me in the street and asked if I had the correct time on me, I replied “I’m sorry I haven’t, my watch is five minutes slow.”