Category: time

My doctor has just given me an hour and a half to live, and I wish there was a way of making each minute feel like a day. So i’m just going to watch the womens world cup semi final.

The girlfriend just said to me “Is it really 7 o’ clock? I thought it was earlier than that”. “It was”, I replied.

My watch tells the time in four different countries. Scotland, England, Wales and even Portugual.

The importance of time largely depends upon which side of the bathroom door you are on.

There’s one good thing about living in the past. It gives you something to look forward to.

Despite the clocks going back, I actually feel surprisingly awake for a Monday.

I set my alarm as a Justin Bieber song It works a treat, I now wake up early just so I don’t have to hear it

My boss said, “I thought you were going to set all of the clocks when you came in this morning?” “Yes sorry.” I replied, “I didn’t have the time.”

I wish you were here… in my room… on my bed… with the lights off… under the blanket… so I can show you my new watch that glows in the dark!

One night I managed to make love for an hour and five minutes. It was when they put the clocks forward.

I was watching the news just then, and they kept going on about losing an hour tonight? Those spending cuts are getting pretty serious…

I’ve already set my clock back, because I’d rather have the extra hour now, While I’m awake to enjoy it.

Time Travel does exist, I just discovered it next week

I went back to the 1970’s in a time machine yesterday. I say a time machine, I mean the 18:15 from Paddington to Cardiff.

Try eating your breakfast before you go to bed, This will save you lots of time in the morning.