Category: time

People say ‘I’m taking it one day at a time’. You know what? So is everybody. That’s how time works.

My favourite clock has just stopped. I’m going to have a day of morning.

Yesterday I saw Back to the Future, and I got so influenced by the movie that I took my car on the road and drove it at maximum speed, trying to go back in time. And, in a way, it worked. Thanks to the police, I was able to return to a time before I […]

If today’s the longest day, why’s my watch still going at the same speed?

Yes, now begins the 6 months of the year that my car clock reads the right time!

I’d be sweating if I was Sarah Ferguson at the moment…She’s ginger and it’s 27 degrees out here

After ten years of hard work I finally finished making my time machine today. So I went back ten years in time and it only took me two minutes.

My mate makes clocks in his shed as a hobby. He clearly has too much time on his hands.

It would be funny to make your facebook status “OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS” and then 5 minutes later make another facebook status that says “Well, I’m gonna test out this time machine”

I sometimes wonder what I’d do if I ever got a time machine…. I guess I’d probably go back in time and stop myself from wasting time by wondering about something that’ll ‘never happen’, thus inadvertently preventing the existence of the time machine. But then, if I prevented the existence of the time machine, how […]

I don’t know why I put my watch forward last night. I was never that good at poker anyway.

After years of searching, I finally worked out the meaning of clocks. Well, it’s about time.

So I’m losing one hour of sleep tonight? Daylight robbery.

I just wrote ‘a million years’ on both my palms for no reason. What can I say? I have a lot of time on my hands.

You know you take too many drugs when your cat has a better sleeping pattern than you.