Category: stupid

Demonstrated my new 50,000 volt handheld electronic current transfer device to my mate last night He was stunned…

All seater stadiums. I won’t stand for it.

yahoo news : “OAP suicide causes death” isn’t that was suicide is?

I hear the first lady was at the Aquatics Centre today. What an achievement, she must be at least 900,000 years old.

Ministry of Defence releases files on UFO sightings, including lights over Glastonbury. It’s safe to say that if you’re not seeing flying saucers over Glastonbury, you’re doing it wrong.

I was trying to get in touch with the environment earlier so I went up to a tree and asked it how it was. It turns out it was oaky.

WOMEN When you can feel the wind blowing through your hair……….. …………..it’s time to shave your legs!!

A tourist is looking for buildings of intrest in a city. He decides to ask a local, who is standing at the side of the road. Tourist: “Excuse me sir, you wouldn’t happen to know if there is anything worth visiting here? Local: “Well, son. You see that building there?” Tourist: “Yes” sounding curious… Local: […]

I bought one of those giant remote controls and I found the settee down the back of it this morning.

When I die, I’m going to have the Tetris theme played at my funeral, just as my coffin is being lowered into the ground.

My wife was out again today showing off her VW. I’ve told her not to pull her leggings up to tight.

All the autotune in the world still doesn’t sound as cool as talking into a desk fan

When you’re at a pop concert and you look around to see everyone holding their lighters in the air, that’s when you know you picked a bad time to go crowd-surfing.

Dear Sickipedia, I have just finished reading the most amazing book, and wanted to recommend it to you all. It’s a book about a girl’s fight to keep her friend, her parents’ struggle to rid her of this friend, and ultimately the friend proving his worth to her parents. I couldn’t stop reading the book, […]

My dog can drink a bowl of water really quickly. In fact, he has just broken his own lap record.