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So the Olympics are over …

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So the Olympics are over and now it’s time for a bunch of spastics to run around trying to entertain live on TV every night… Yep, Big Brother is back.

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Statistics show 40% of pe …

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Statistics show 40% of people fail maths. I can proudly say I am in the other 74%.

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Statistics show that most …

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Statistics show that most Siamese twins are up for a threesome.

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England has a population …

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England has a population of roughly 50 million~ 5% of that 50 million are South Asians Unemployment figures close to 2.5 million Isn’t the solution just staring you in the face, Gordon?

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Research shows that men s …

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Research shows that men speak 25,000 words a day and a women speaks 30,000 a day. The problem is, after the husband comes home from work having consumed his 25,000 words the wife starts her 30,000.

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According to a recent sur …

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According to a recent survey by the Academy of Incomplete Research, nine out of ten

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Figures released today sa …

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Figures released today say the amount of 11-15 years year olds who had tried alcohol fell from 51% to 46%….. Figures also out today say that the amount of 11-15 year olds telling lies rose from 46% to 51%

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Statically 9 out of 10 pe …

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Statically 9 out of 10 people enjoy stealing the first part of other peoples jokes.

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A recent study revealed a …

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A recent study revealed a way to make fat girls appear more appealing to men. It’s called a diet.

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Statistically, 99% of luf …

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Statistically, 99% of luftballons float in a summer sky.

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A recent survey states th …

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A recent survey states that the average UK citizen is less likely to perform the polite gesture of holding open a door for a stranger than 30 years ago. I suspect the introduction of automatic doors around 30 years ago is partly responsible for the shocking lack of respect displayed by this generation.

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Recent research suggest b …

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Recent research suggest between 0% and 100% of statistics are useless due to inadequate research

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Statistically speaking th …

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Statistically speaking there are no women on the internet. If you’re a man then you’re a man, If you’re a woman then you,re a man, and if you are a child you are the FBI.

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Statistically, 13 out of …

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Statistically, 13 out of 13 triskaidekaphobics will be scared of this joke.

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Recent studies have prove …

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Recent studies have proven that children under the age of 16 are most likely to be the victims of child molestation

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