Category: statistics

Did you know that 50% of people with Split Personality Disorder are just normal people?

Research has shown Agatha Christie was the first Brit to surf standing up. It also shows we’ve run out of things to research.

Statistically 1/3 of people don’t agree with the other 2/3.

Statistically, 6/9 sikipedians are perverts.

I asked 100 people in the streets of London what one thing annoys them most. 85% said “Pointless surveys.”

Statistically, four in every five dolls are Russian.

9 out of 10 people agree that one person will always disagree with the other 9.

A recent study has shown that 100% of people in favour of birth control… Have already been born.

CBS: 41% of drivers admit to having fallen asleep at some point Either people are lying or 59% of drivers are insomniacs

I rate myself 7:3 on my understanding of statistics.

Mathematics is 90% common sense, the other half is intelligence.

Apparently, 3.5 out of 7 people overcomplicate things.

Statistically, 2/4 waltzes are hard to dance to.

Statistically only 50% of a tiger actually works. But wait there’s more. That half doesn’t have any friends.

I exaggerate at least once or twice a day.