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Did you know that 50% of …

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Did you know that 50% of people with Split Personality Disorder are just normal people?

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Research has shown Agatha …

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Research has shown Agatha Christie was the first Brit to surf standing up. It also shows we’ve run out of things to research.

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Statistically 1/3 of peop …

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Statistically 1/3 of people don’t agree with the other 2/3.

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Statistically, 6/9 sikipe …

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Statistically, 6/9 sikipedians are perverts.

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I asked 100 people in the …

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I asked 100 people in the streets of London what one thing annoys them most. 85% said “Pointless surveys.”

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Statistically, four in ev …

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Statistically, four in every five dolls are Russian.

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9 out of 10 people agree …

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9 out of 10 people agree that one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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A recent study has shown …

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A recent study has shown that 100% of people in favour of birth control… Have already been born.

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CBS: 41% of drivers admit …

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CBS: 41% of drivers admit to having fallen asleep at some point Either people are lying or 59% of drivers are insomniacs

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I rate myself 7:3 on my u …

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I rate myself 7:3 on my understanding of statistics.

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Mathematics is 90% common …

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Mathematics is 90% common sense, the other half is intelligence.

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Apparently, 3.5 out of 7 …

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Apparently, 3.5 out of 7 people overcomplicate things.

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Statistically, 2/4 waltze …

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Statistically, 2/4 waltzes are hard to dance to.

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Statistically only 50% of …

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Statistically only 50% of a tiger actually works. But wait there’s more. That half doesn’t have any friends.

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I exaggerate at least onc …

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I exaggerate at least once or twice a day.

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