Category: social networks

Should I worry that every time I play wordscramble on facebook the first word I see is always `rape`?

I too have just seen the facebook group where it says ‘Treat your girlfriend as you would treat your Xbox’. I’ve just sold mine on e-bay.

I just changed my relationahip status on Facebook to single. My girlfriend thinks I’ve been fRaped. She’ll figure it out sooner or later.

My mate’s Facebook status said “I need to lower my standards.” I commented saying, “I did this, worked well :)” In other news, I’m now single.

In 2013, I’m going to watch 2012, And laugh.

If Sarah Palin had a Facebook page, it would be funny if under her “Political Views” she wrote “Russia. From my house.”

I just joined the group “Real men don’t cheat on, lie to, or abuse woman” on Facebook but i had to leave after realising they didn’t allow wall posts……I mean I only joined to inform them that “Real men get away with it”.

I just saw a group on facebook called “United Against the BNP”. Of course they are, half of their players and most of their fans are foreign.

What is a social life and where can I download one?

Tagged photo’s on Facebook – Just when you think no one’s got any photographic evidence of your drunken behaviour the previous night, you log in to find 50 new notifications and 10 people missing from your friend list.

The “It’s Complicated” status on Facebook is referring to women in general, right?

I went to see the Facebook film tonight but got chucked out of the cinema for poking a few random people and commenting everytime someone made conversation. I then follwed a women home but got arrested for writing graffiti on her wall.

How about instead of posting your life story all over Facebook you get a diary?

Ooops. Just been on Facebook. Think I gave the game away that I’m a Sickipedian. Someone posted that their friend has cancer and I replied, “I know how they feel, I’ve been choked up with the cold all week.” On the plus side, it’s the most notifications I’ve ever had.

Facebook is like eavesdropping on the most boring conversation on earth.