Category: social networks

“Facebook suggests you reconnect with Claire Stevens.” However, the restraining order suggests I don’t.

Just saw a comment on facebook that a Newcastle Utd fan made yesterday: ‘I doubt it will be renamed but if it ever does it will be nowhere as near as bad as calling your ground ‘The stadium of Light’ lol’ I’m guessing Mike Ashley read that too and took it as a challenge. Your […]

I hate people on Facebook who post about how sad they are just for their friends’ attention. It makes me so sad that I just want to kill myself!

Just seen a facebook page saying ‘Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband’ Must have been a woman who wrote it, seeing as always it is wrong.

I think It’s great that there are groups on Facebook such as ‘1,000,000 United Against the BNP’, fighting against immoral views. Currently with 640,000 members and growing larger by the day. I think it’s even better that there are groups such as ‘I will name my Son Batman If this page gets to 500,000’ with […]

According to Facebook, people from Liverpool get tagged most in pictures posted on the site. Usually with the comment “wanted.”

The wife had 400 friends on facebook until she put her photo on there. Now has only 2.

I like skype, but sometimes it’s hard to hear the other person. Especially in a crowded room and you’re looking over a strangers shoulder.

Is anyone else getting death threats on facebook ?

You know you don’t have any friends when you’re the first one to comment on your own facebook status.

I said to my daughter, “Where are you going all dressed up?” She said, “The bathroom, I need a new facebook picture.”

I see loads of people out there offering ‘follow for follow’ on Twitter but it appears Imogen Thomas is the only one offering ‘swallow for follow’.

Crying so much that I cant even think straight.. Just sitting on the floor blubbering Unintelligible jibberish in total devastation.. Yet I still have time to txt my friends this, post it as my Facebook status and Tweet it.

So that NSPCC ‘Change your picture to a beloved cartoon character’ was a scam by a paedophile designed to make them easier to accept. But to be honest, anyone who accepts a total stranger solely because their picture is Mickey Mouse deserves to get abducted, abused and killed.

I asked Mark Zuckerberg for advice on how to become a millionaire. He told me to invest a billion in Facebook.