A religious person came u …
A religious person came up to me the other day and asked me if I believed in evolution or creationism. I replied “I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?”
Continue ReadingA religious person came up to me the other day and asked me if I believed in evolution or creationism. I replied “I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?”
Continue ReadingMy friends facebook status was “sydnee owns kayla’s face!!!” apparently replying, “but i own her throat” is not an appropriate comment
Continue ReadingI’m shocked at the news this morning that AOL plan to close down bebo because of the fall in users, I do please encourage people to join my facebook group “save bebo.”
Continue ReadingIt’s funny the way when i log on Facebook everyone seems to be busy and logs off.
Continue ReadingJust checked my Farmville for the first time in three years. It’s now a supermarket.
Continue ReadingGingers always remind me of Twitter; They have no friends, just people they follow.
Continue ReadingYou know you’re sad when you find yourself buying a 60 Adobe Flash Package just so that Farmville runs quicker.
Continue ReadingI got banned from playing poker on Facebook Apparently you’re not suppose to tell people that by pressing the F5 key on their keyboard they could see my hand. How was I suppose to know that it refreshed your browser, therefore exiting you from the game and giving me all your chips. Suckers.
Continue ReadingFacebook thumbnails bring new meaning to the saying “pretty from far but far from pretty”…
Continue ReadingWhen I see “Reveal the rest of this joke” I know there’s no point reading it as it’ll be too big to copy and paste in Facebook.
Continue ReadingI’m a bit of a technical wizard, so when my mate’s wife was complaining about slow internet connection hampering her keeping up to date on Facebook, he came to me for advice. Obviously, my first suggestion was to move the computer out of the kitchen, to see if connection was better elsewhere in the house.
Continue ReadingI just found a group on FaceBook called “I can’t believe what this twelve year old girl was allowed to wear” Facebook making paedophilia easier since 2006
Continue ReadingFacebook is a lot like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes but nothing ever changes
Continue ReadingI think real stalkers would be insulted by people who call themselves “facebook stalkers.” Oooh, you click around on different profiles hoping to find tagged pictures of that cute babe you met in a club. You are so edgy and dangerous. Try camping out in front of Cheryl Coles’s house wearing a nappy and night […]
Continue ReadingWhy have they made a social network film when know one will go out to see it?
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